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FINDING TERRY

Published on My dealings with the RSPCA haven't gone according to plan. Firstly, in a conversation about cat adoption, I actually used the aphorism "to kill two birds with one stone", which didn't seem to fill them with confidence regarding my suitability to look after animals. 

Secondly... Say hello to ‘Terry’.  A birthday present for my partner. Awww. "Butter wouldn’t melt", right?... WRONG. Trust me to end up with a kitty who is a total psycho. He stalks me constantly. He managed to run (and crash) the anti-viral program on my laptop with a blur of tabby typing… he ran up my back just now and sat on my HEAD!? (“…Er,  about those scratches on my back, I can explain, I swear” …) 

Beautiful little thing... incredibly sweet and loving... But is there such a thing as Ritalin for cats?... (Kitalin).